The Affair of Loki and Darcy

Cover art for 'The Affair of Loki and Darcy' by which you can find here

The Affair of Loki and DarcyDarcy woke up in the middle of the night and decided that what she really, really, really wanted was cocoa. Or grilled salmon. But mostly cocoa. She had awesome cocoa, dark chocolate cocoa, with bio brown sugar to keep her guilt down; whereas she didn't have salmon. So cocoa it was.
When she walked into her open living room-slash-kitchen, she saw a shape from the corner of her eye. She turned, saw it was a man, screamed like a little girl and jumped up in the air cartoon-fashion. Then her senses came back to her, she landed back on her legs, took in a breath to say something the lines of 'oh, it's you, gods, you've scared me', noticed who th

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And to which you can listen to here [link] as read by , and myself XD

Drawn in coloured pencils and then tweaked the levels a bit in Photoshop.